Steven's very first word was dada.
Stevens very first sentence was "Oopsie, I pee pee in da tubby"!
Steven likes to add onto words and make them his own. Like tubs = tubby tubs. Cupcakes = Cuppie-cakes! Peppermints = pepps. Cats = Kitty-kitties.
Now, for some Jake-isms.
Jake: Daddy look at Steven doing those crazy dance moves! He is such a nut-header!
Jake: Mom, daddy likes to eat jalapeno chips and watch Jurassic Park III.
Me: What?
Jake: Haha oh wait, that's me!
Jake: Daddy, are we going to the "hammerbanger" store today?? (AKA Lowe's)
Jake: Mom, I have a hypothesis that I will get ice cream today.
Me: Oh, really? And what made you think that?
Jake: Um, because there is ice cream in the fridge, and you love me???
Jake: Mom, daddy said I could play dinosaur games on the computer ALL THE DAY LONG!
Me: He did huh? Well, I don't believe it.
Jake: Well(said in very sassy tone), you best be belivin' it, sister!
Me: Jake, go to your room for timeout right now.
Jake: Fine! But we are SO not best friends ANYMORE!!
The End.
