Mom, Steven is getting into the Diva-dees!
I am not your mother! I am just your dad's father! (he was mad at me, and I think he was trying to disown me)
Mommy, look! I made you a Neck-A-Less
Mom, check these sweet dance moves....
Jake: Mommy, I love you and you are gorgeous like Mikaela (the girl from Transformers)
Me: Awww, thanks Jakers. I love you too
Jake: Could I have a cookie?
Me: Hmmmm......
Jake: Mommy, could you please play with me?
Me: Sure Jake
Jake: Ok, but, could you please play like how daddy plays with the dragon and not how you play? I like how daddy plays toys.
Me:..............sure buddy..........
Jake: Mommy, I need a cold one!!!
Me: What?!?! What are you talking about?
Jake: Oh, sorry. Mommy, may I please have a cold water bottle?
Me: Oh. Water. Yes you could have some "water".
Now, for a little Jake-isms Espanol style.
Hey Mommalita! (he always hears people down here say mamasita, so I guess he figured its the spanish word for mom)
Come here my little pop-it-two Steven! (I call Steven papito, and Jake made it into a whole new word)
And for the sake of being fair, darling Dave said that I needed to share some Leah-isms. Jake has to get all this craziness from somewhere...
Me arguing with Dave: Stop giving me the second degree!...DOH! (this is why I don't win arguments).
Me: Dave, I think Jake has a photogenic memory.....DOH!
Me: It's really "human" here in south Texas....DOH! (I didn't really say this, Dave thinks I did, and said I needed to include it. But I didn't say it)
AWW! You're as pretty as the girl from Transformers?! I love that boy of yours!!
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